Jon Hamm's Penis Banned From Mad Men

Mad Men is a very good series, but the producers are having a hard time with Jon Hamm's little general, as men during those days wear much tighter trousers, so much so that his cowabunga had to be photoshopped out of posters..etc... What a wonderful positive PR problem to have.






When a man walks into a room, he brings his whole penis with him. A fleshy appendage, no less primitive than the prehensile tail we lost when we evolved, yet no less important than the heart that keeps us pumping. It makes a man feel whole. It drives a man. It�s the stick that chases the carrot. And when it hangs off of Jon Hamm, it causes problems simply because it stands up for itself.
Conflicts between the Mad Men crew and Jon Hamm�s increasingly demanding companion, Little Dick Whitman, have apparently become so prevalent, the show�s producers have �politely� asked the notoriously freewheeling star to stifle his penis with a layer of restrictive underwear, after Hamm�s penis became too distractingly headstrong. �This season takes place in the 1960s, where the pants are very tight and leave little to the imagination,� an insider "source" explains to the New York Daily News. And while, yes, the entire series has so far taken place in the 1960s, either the closer trouser cuts of Carnaby Street have begun to encroach upon Mad Men, or Jon Hamm�s penis has similarly begun to experiment with the styles of the era, and its insistence on copying Bob Dylan�s fly-away hair and Cuban boots have made Hamm�s penis all the more disruptive.
In addition to being banned from the set, Jon Hamm�s penis has also been Photoshopped out of promotional booklets and advertisements, with NYDN�s source laughing, �Imagine how distracting that would be on the side of a bus or building.� Hamm�s representative, however, doesn�t find anything amusing about his client�s enormous, impudent genitals being scrubbed from city buses so as not to cause traffic accidents. �It is ridiculous and not really funny at all. I�d appreciate you taking the high road and not resorting to something childish like this that�s been blogged about 1,000 times,� they said, clearly not familiar with the Internet. 
On a related note, Matthew Weiner is still allowed free rein. "Around here there can only be one Weiner in charge," he said, hopefully.




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